1638 Front door March 18, 2006

1638
扉
Front door
Imagine a jailbird has painted a door inside his cell which depicts some kind of bright future when he can go out. When the guards ask him to come to the door, he would say “which door?” and they would sigh and reply “the front door.”

1637 Comrade March 18, 2006

1637
輩
Comrade
A party comrade helps a fellow Chinese opposition comrade out of jail by crashing a car into his cell.

1636 Guilt March 18, 2006

1636
罪
Guilt
At least in my case, if I had the Big Brother eye (camera) seeing me on a cell on the time, even when I’m at the toilet or doing other stuff, I would feel guilty whatever I did in there.

1635 Sad March 18, 2006

1635
悲
Sad
Heard of a couple of incidents where and older woman has married a younger boy, but being sent to jail because they’ve had sex? Well here those kind of people are in jail because the society didn’t want to listen to their special heart, which of course make both of them sad.

1635 Sad March 18, 2006

1635
悲
Sad
Heard of a couple of incidents where and older woman has married a younger boy, but being sent to jail because they’ve had sex? Well here those kind of people are in jail because the society didn’t want to listen to their special heart, which of course make both of them sad.

1634 Repudiate March 18, 2006

1634
排
Repudiate
Ogre who’s working part-time in the jail suggests for one of the prisoners that he can free them on the condition that he gets to eat their fingers afterwards. Of some reason, the suggestion is repudiated.

1633 Haiku March 18, 2006

1633
俳
Haiku
On question from a Japanese journalist, Arnold says that he wouldn’t write Haiku even if he was put in jail. I guess the Japanese would like to hear that..