Archive for March 17th, 2006

1629 Fight
March 17, 2006

1629

Fight
The kind of fights Gates are carrying out involves gluing a particular OS to your table PC.

1628 Column
March 17, 2006

1628

Column
This one’s difficult. I imagine the tree being the body of a Microsoft Word document, with the columns on the side (Gates was the first who introduced columns into a word-processor). Now he tries prevent the column-privacy in the east.

1627 Wet
March 17, 2006

1627

Wet
Gates wet himself after a bad dream, involving him being watered out as the king of software.

1626 Hear
March 17, 2006

1626

Hear
Gates’ ear can hear…

1625 Leisure
March 17, 2006

1625

Leisure
Gates want to conquer also the leisure part of your life with his products. Soon you will be sitting under a tree with your Microsoft-something.

1624 Tower
March 17, 2006

1624

Tower
Each software company in the Valley has its man in the tower. Here’s Gates. Imagine him standing in the Microsoft tower keeping an eye out for threats.

1623 Closed
March 17, 2006

1623

Closed
Many people are hoping geniuses such as Thorvald will eventually close down Gates’ monopoly.